Hurray for Regular Updates!

Um... sorry.

It is 3 AM and I am wide awake because when malt liquor and bottle rockets are combined, something beautiful is created. It was very loud and in a quasi-residential area but it technically happened on the 4th which I'm pretty sure makes it legal. At any rate, we fled the scene before the cops arrived which makes any question of legality pretty much immaterial anyway. I think I burned my thumb.

I'm going to bed.